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"Everybody knows you never go full retard. " - Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

"Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, 'Being There.' Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam.' Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed... " - Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

"I don't read the script. The script reads me." - Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

"I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude." - Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

"It took a whole lot of trying, just to get up that hill, now we're in the big leagues, getting our turn at bat, as long as we live, It's you and me baby, there ain't nothing.....Man, just cause it's a theme song don't make it not true." - Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

"It's Hollywood, man! Everyone turns gay at some point." - Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

"Man, I don't drop character 'til I done the DVD commentary. " - Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

(defending Crocodile Dundee) "Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure." - Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

"You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo! Ha! I'm makin some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!...I get excited about my foods, man." - Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder

 

 

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