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(talking about Kick-Ass) "He's good at getting his ass k i c k e d. He should call himself Ass-Kicked instead."
- Damon Macready,
Kick-Ass
(preparing to go after Frank D'Amico he tells Hit-Girl) "Mindy, no more homework babydoll. It's time for Frank D'Amico to go bye-bye."
- Damon Macready,
Kick-Ass
(explaining his idea of what it takes to be a super hero) "The comic books had it all wrong. It didn't take a trauma or cosmic rays or a power ring to make a superhero. It's just a perfect combination of optimism and naivete."
- Dave 'Kick-Ass' Lizewski,
Kick-Ass
(he is asked by a passerby who has just seen him rescue a man from three thugs, 'Who are you?') "I'm Kick-Ass!"
- Dave 'Kick-Ass' Lizewski,
Kick-Ass
(he goes to a hood's house to get him to stop harrassing Katie. When he walks in with his costume on, the hood says) "Ha, ha, who the f**k you supposed to be? The Green Condom?"
- Dave 'Kick-Ass' Lizewski,
Kick-Ass
(after meeting Hit-Girl and Big Daddy he thinks out loud) "Hit-Girl and Big Daddy, they were the real deal. Me, I was just a stupid dick in a wet suit."
- Dave 'Kick-Ass' Lizewski,
Kick-Ass
(telling his goon what he wants) "I want Kick-Ass' f*****g head on a stick - and I want it NOW!"
- Frank D'Amico,
Kick-Ass
(after she saves Kick-Ass's butt he asks her, 'Who are you?') "Me, I'm Hit-Girl and that's Big Daddy."
- Mindy 'Hit-Girl' Macready,
Kick-Ass
(when Kick-Ass asks her what her real name is she says) "A super hero never reveals his true identity."
- Mindy 'Hit-Girl' Macready,
Kick-Ass
(confronting Frank D'Amico he tells her, 'Playtime is over, kid.') "Oh, really. I never play!"
- Mindy 'Hit-Girl' Macready,
Kick-Ass