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(explaining his idea of what it takes to be a super hero) "The comic books had it all wrong. It didn't take a trauma or cosmic rays or a power ring to make a superhero. It's just a perfect combination of optimism and naivete." - Dave 'Kick-Ass' Lizewski, Kick-Ass
(he is asked by a passerby who has just seen him rescue a man from three thugs, 'Who are you?') "I'm Kick-Ass!" - Dave 'Kick-Ass' Lizewski, Kick-Ass
(he goes to a hood's house to get him to stop harrassing Katie. When he walks in with his costume on, the hood says) "Ha, ha, who the f**k you supposed to be? The Green Condom?" - Dave 'Kick-Ass' Lizewski, Kick-Ass
(after meeting Hit-Girl and Big Daddy he thinks out loud) "Hit-Girl and Big Daddy, they were the real deal. Me, I was just a stupid dick in a wet suit." - Dave 'Kick-Ass' Lizewski, Kick-Ass