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(discussing the aftermath of the big fire that killed some students) "Life is too short to be moping around about some white trash pigroast!"
- Jennifer Check,
Jennifer's Body
(talking to Needy) "You should be happy for me! I'm having the best days since, like, Jesus invented the calendar."
- Jennifer Check,
Jennifer's Body
(responding to Needy after she asks her is she PMS'ing or something) "PMS isn't real, Needy. It was invented by the boy-run media to make us look crazy."
- Jennifer Check,
Jennifer's Body
(threatening Needy) "I am going to eat your soul and shit it out!"
- Jennifer Check,
Jennifer's Body
(after Needy asks her, "I thought you only murdered boys?") "I go both ways!"
- Jennifer Check,
Jennifer's Body
(in a mental asylum) "Hell is a teenage girl!"
- Needy Lesnicky,
Jennifer's Body
(talking to herself after being put into an isolation unit) "I wasn't always this cracked! I used to be normal, well as normal as any girl under the influence of teenage hormones."
- Needy Lesnicky,
Jennifer's Body
(watching Jennifer leave with the rock band) "I watched her get into that van and I knew something awful was going to happen. She was skinny and twisted and evil like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid."
- Needy Lesnicky,
Jennifer's Body
(talking to the audience from the asylum) "I'm a different person now. A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies and sees things that aren't there. A very bad and very damaged person. But sometimes change can be good. For instance, most occult scholars don't know this but if you are bitten by a demon and you live you just might absorb some of the demon's abilities. You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life."
- Needy Lesnicky,
Jennifer's Body
(hitching a ride and being asked where she is going) "I'm following this rock band....It's going to be their last show."
- Needy Lesnicky,
Jennifer's Body
(telling Jennifer why they need to sacrifice her) "Satan is our only ally. We have to make a big impression on him and to do that we are going to have to butcher you and bleed you and dirty up your face. Relax, I'm kidding about the face. The rest is going to happen though."
- Nikolai Wolf,
Jennifer's Body