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(after having sex with Jane) "I really like it that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native."
- Jake Adler,
It's Complicated
(trying to convince Jane that their affair is a good thing and that life is too short) "You know what they say, people who live in nursing homes and have plants live longer than people without plants."
- Jake Adler,
It's Complicated
(telling Jane about his marital problems with Agnes and how she wants to have another baby) "She's got me booked at the fertility center every other day and she is so amped up on hormone injections that I'm going to have to find the exorcist if she doesn't calm down."
- Jake Adler,
It's Complicated
(talking with her girlfriends about her ex-husband) "Jo, you are so lucky Jerry's dead. No, I mean you don't have to bump into him."
- Jane Adler,
It's Complicated
(telling her girlfriends that she is having an affair with a married man) "It turns out that I am a bit of a slut."
- Jane Adler,
It's Complicated
(Adam Shaffer asks her if she got so high over one hit of pot and she answers) "Yeah, I don't know what they've done to pot in the last thirty years, but it rocks."
- Jane Adler,
It's Complicated
(talking with the girls about not having enough sex) "Okay, I don't know if this is true but I read online about a woman who hadn't done it in so long that her vagina closed up. I swear to God, it grew back together. She had to have a "vaginaplasty.""
- Joanne,
It's Complicated