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(speaking to his daughter's teacher about taking her goo-gaa (security blanket) away) "Sometimes these things are just like a bandage, you just have to rip it off."
- Evan Danielson,
Imagine That
(giving a presentation to wealthy clients) "Neodyne, that's your biggest holding right?...Pull out. Pull out now. You know why? Because Neodyne is about to have its pants pulled down and its underwear exposed. You know what's in its underwear? Poop. Poop is in its underwear, nasty, stinky, doodoo, kaka, OK?"
- Evan Danielson,
Imagine That
(about to say grace after his daughter fixed him an uneatable meal - he asks her to repeat after him) "Dear Lord, please protect my Daddy's throat. He ain't never done nuthin to nobody Lord. Amen."
- Evan Danielson,
Imagine That
(yelling at his wife as she complains about his late night ceremony with his son) "Hey Cheryl, we're down here working. You think your new nose just crawled onto your face?"
- Johnny Whitefeather,
Imagine That
(addressing investment meeting and making an Indian joke) "I see those looks of skepticism just like old man Stevens had the first week he hired me. He said to himself, I hired an Indian but can he handle money? And HOW."
- Johnny Whitefeather,
Imagine That
(consoling Evan after a disasterous presentation) "Hey man, sometimes the best spear is the one you don't throw. Ain't nothing but a thing."
- Johnny Whitefeather,
Imagine That
(reporting on the possibility of stabbing Whitefeather with a knife) "Mr. E, I talked to the lawyer guy upstairs and he confirmed my hunch, uh, about the whole stabbing of Mr. Whitefeather thing. It's a definite no can do from a legal standpoint."
- Todd,
Imagine That