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(speaking to his daughter's teacher about taking her goo-gaa (security blanket) away) "Sometimes these things are just like a bandage, you just have to rip it off." - Evan Danielson, Imagine That
(giving a presentation to wealthy clients) "Neodyne, that's your biggest holding right?...Pull out. Pull out now. You know why? Because Neodyne is about to have its pants pulled down and its underwear exposed. You know what's in its underwear? Poop. Poop is in its underwear, nasty, stinky, doodoo, kaka, OK?" - Evan Danielson, Imagine That
(about to say grace after his daughter fixed him an uneatable meal - he asks her to repeat after him) "Dear Lord, please protect my Daddy's throat. He ain't never done nuthin to nobody Lord. Amen." - Evan Danielson, Imagine That