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(to Zooey) "Marry him, don't wait. Lock that tongue down girl."
- Denise,
I Love You, Man
(to Sydney) "You didn't ask, but I am GOOD. ("What've you got there?") Sex on the beach, you never know but you've got to be prepared."
- Hailey,
I Love You, Man
"Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve years old, the kid had a bush like a forty year old Serbian."
- Oswald Klaven,
I Love You, Man
(to Sydney) "Look man, you told my fiancée she needs to give me blowies in front of my whole family, alright? You owe me one."
- Peter Klaven,
I Love You, Man
(Robbie: "You're not taking these boys to see 'The Devil Wears Prada'.") "Oh God, I love that movie."
- Peter Klaven,
I Love You, Man
"I went to dinner with a guy and he kissed me."
- Peter Klaven,
I Love You, Man
"I threw up on Barry, a lot. Projectile."
- Peter Klaven,
I Love You, Man
(on phone to Sydney) "I'll see you in a jiff...I don't know why I said that. I never said that before in my life."
- Peter Klaven,
I Love You, Man
(to Zooey) "Zooey, I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Can we get this engagement back on track?"
- Peter Klaven,
I Love You, Man
"Zooey, I know its only been eight months, but I am so madly, insanely, ridiculously in live with you, will you marry me?"
- Peter Klaven,
I Love You, Man
"It's true, Dad loves the gays. I actually made him an honorary homo last month."
- Robbie Klaven,
I Love You, Man
(to Peter about finding a male friend) "Ask them on a man date, OK, you know what I mean?...By that I mean a casual lunch or after work drinks. No dinners, no movies."
- Robbie Klaven,
I Love You, Man
(observing a guy farting at open house) "Totally and it smells like fart. Roll down the windows in that car, sweetheart."
- Sydney Fife,
I Love You, Man
(commenting on how quickly Peter began dating Zooey after his last breakup) "Oh man, no lag between the vag? ("What's that mean?") No lag between vaginas."
- Sydney Fife,
I Love You, Man