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Quotes from I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
(as they walk into a bar filled with old people) "Do you know what a 'soft on' is? It is the opposite of a 'hard on' and that's what I have. I will pay you ten dollars if only you can erase this visual atrocity from my memory." - Drew, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
(Drew complains as the boys want to get some drinks until the strip joint opens) "Oh, wonderful. Now I get to meet all these people up close instead of facelessly judging them from this metal fart coffin." - Drew, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
(after being challenged by a stripper to a video game he claims to be a master at playing) "I'm not going to some vile stripper's den where her baby's daddy is waiting so he can roll me and steal my organs." - Drew, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
(a stripper wonders why she is mildly attracted to him after his insults) "It probably has something to do with a confluence of my caustic sense of humor and the inability of your various stepfathers to show you any affection." - Drew, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
(after he meets Jack, his stripper friends' young son who asks him if he can teach him some more cool things) "I think that I have stunted your growth enough for one week. Maybe next time I can teach you how to use standoffish humor as a mask for your inability to relate to people on a personal level." - Drew, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
(after Tucker Max asks if Dan is really pissed at him) "Has your ape-driven narcissism completely stripped you of the ability to evaluate the consequences of your actions?" - Drew, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
(still upset with Tucker Max's immaturity) "God truly does protect children and fools because you are both, Tucker." - Drew, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell