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Quotes from Hot Tub Time Machine

(realizing that they appear as their young selves he tells Jacob, who wasn't even born in 1986) "Shouldn't you be invisible or swimming around in some guy's ball sack?" - Lou, Hot Tub Time Machine

(belittling Jacob about his theory on time travel) "OK Professor Hawking, tell me in your robot voice how this is scientifically possible." - Lou, Hot Tub Time Machine

(talking about the opportunities to make money with their knowledge of the future) "What about Twitter, whatever the f**k that is. Hey, we could combine Twitter with f*****g Viagra ... Twittagra!" - Lou, Hot Tub Time Machine

(after Adam and Jacob and Nick come back in the time machine to 2010) "Welcome back bitches! Ha, ha, ha. What took you so long? Here's a question, was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? Perhaps. Here's another question, do I give a f**k?" - Lou, Hot Tub Time Machine