(attempting to lift a heavy suitcase) "I got it. I got it. I got it. [thump] I ain't got it."
- Brophy,
High Anxiety
(Dr. Thorndyke rips duct tape off Brophy's mouth and asks, 'Where is Brisbane?') "They took him to - OOOOOOOWWWWW! "
- Brophy,
High Anxiety
(after being attacked by the bellboy) "That kid gets no tip."
- Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke,
High Anxiety
(Victoria: 'Have you seen my father at the Institute? Is he all right?') "He's fine, he's fine. He's coming along just fine. He's very affectionate. He licked me."
- Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke,
High Anxiety
"You want to x-ray the celery? What do you think we're smuggling dope in the celery? The celery's not for dope. It's for dip!"
- Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke,
High Anxiety
(Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: 'Professor Little Old Man!') "Lillolman. Lillolman!"
- Dr. Vicktor Lillolman,
High Anxiety
(on the phone) "I don't know what they said; I only know that they met. What do you want me to do, kill 'em? if you want me to kill 'em, I'll kill 'em. I don't have to kill 'em, but I'd like to kill 'em...I killed Ashley Wentworth; another killing or two won't make a difference...It would make me happy...I'd like to kill 'em both...I think it'd be better if I kill 'em both...Well, let me kill just one then...Whichever one you want...Alright, I'll wait. But the minute you say kill 'em, I'll kill 'em. I'll love to kill 'em. It would give me immense pleasure."
- Killer,
High Anxiety
"Perhaps I've been a bit too haaaarsh..."
- Nurse Diesel,
High Anxiety
"Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup."
- Nurse Diesel,
High Anxiety
"I'm sorry, please forgive me. I'm just SO close to my menstrual cycle that I could SCREAM."
- Victoria Brisbane,
High Anxiety
(Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: 'What's your sign?') "I'm sorry. It's...unlisted."
- Victoria Brisbane,
High Anxiety
(on the phone with a heavy breather) "Listen, mister, I don't go for this sort of thing. How did you, ummmm...get my room number? I am not going to listen to any more of this, I mean, I've had just about enough! What are you wearing? Jeans? you're wearing jeans? I bet they're tight."
- Victoria Brisbane,
High Anxiety