(after being attacked by the bellboy) "That kid gets no tip." - Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke, High Anxiety
(Victoria: 'Have you seen my father at the Institute? Is he all right?') "He's fine, he's fine. He's coming along just fine. He's very affectionate. He licked me." - Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke, High Anxiety
"You want to x-ray the celery? What do you think we're smuggling dope in the celery? The celery's not for dope. It's for dip!" - Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke, High Anxiety