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(Cobra Commander / Rex Lewis / The Doctor after he tells Duke, "You and what army," after Duke tells him that he is taking him in) "My Army!"
- Conrad Hauser,
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
(Duke asks Gen. Hawk what kind of unit he leads) "Technically, G.I. Joe does not exist. If it did, it would be comprised of the top men and women from the best military units in the world, the alpha dogs. When all else fails, we don't."
- General Clayton Abernathy 'Hawk',
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
(at the end of the final battle) "We still have a lot of Joes out there. Let's bring them home."
- General Clayton Abernathy 'Hawk',
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
(after his team just saved Duke) "My team just saved your life, son. This is the part where you get to say 'thank you.'"
- General Clayton Abernathy 'Hawk',
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
(explaining the accelerator suit to Duke and Ripcord) "Standing before you are Delta 6 accelerator suits. (Ripcord: "What's it accelerate?") You! It will make you run faster, jump higher and hit harder than any of your enemies. Let's suit up."
- Hershel Dalton 'Heavy Duty',
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
(he is about to operate on Duke) "You left me for dead, Duke. Look at me. Now you'll know what it's like to be a monster."
- Rex Lewis,
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
(after fixing McCullen's burned face with nanos) "James McCullen is no more. Now you are Destro...The time has come for the Cobra to rise up and reveal himself. You will call me Commander."
- Rex Lewis,
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
(fighting to the death with Snake Eyes) "When our master was killed, you took a vow of silence. Now you will die without a word."
- Storm Shadow,
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
(shooting up a lobby she tells a woman to get out, and as the terrified woman runs away, she mutters) "Nice shoes."
- The Baroness,
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
(getting wound stitched up by Scarlett who tells him as he whines, "I thought you special ops types were tough," to which he replies:) "We are tough, but we're also sensitive."
- Wallace 'Ripcord' Weems,
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
(after General Hawk tells Duke that he tried to recruit him in Thailand four years ago) "Four years age, my boy had issues. I mean his issues had issues."
- Wallace 'Ripcord' Weems,
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
(just after learning that Anastacia DeCobray and Duke have become engaged) "Oh my God! Congratulations! Beautiful, you guys look like that little white couple on the wedding cake. Gimme some lovin'."
- Wallace 'Ripcord' Weems,
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
(Duke, after Ripcord's first attempt to use the accelerator suit ends with him crashing through a train's windows: "I told you to read the manual.") "There's a manual?"
- Wallace 'Ripcord' Weems,
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra