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Quotes from Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
(giving advice to Connor) "If there is one thing you learn tonight, it's this. The power in a relationship lies with whoever cares less." - Uncle Wayne, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
(advice to Connor about love) "One day you're going to wake up with some chick spooning and thinking about love and at that moment you have got to get up, not walk, you don't get your shoes, you run the hell out of there because someday you're gonna get crushed! " - Uncle Wayne, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
(to Connor at his funeral) "Life, you know, it's like a quick cup of coffee, if you haven't got the guts to love someone, love them with all you've got, then you end up drinking alone." - Uncle Wayne, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
(as a ghost, trying to pick up a beautiful woman) "You know, I've been looking for a secretary. How good is your dictation? Get it, DICK-tation!?" - Uncle Wayne, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past