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(when Kate learns his first name used to be Orlando) "I hated my name so I changed it. You don't say, 'hey, my name used to be asshole but now it's Bob.'"
- Brad, Four Christmases

(You lie to your families at Christmastime?') "You really can't spell families without 'lies'!"
- Brad, Four Christmases

"Google me bitch! I might be famous one day."
- Conner, Four Christmases

(thinking of a non-material, spirtual Christmas gift) "I could increase the frequency with which I pleasure Milt with my hands and with my mouth!"
- Gram-Gram, Four Christmases

"Your grandmother's boyfriend is a first class ass sniffer and you can tell him I said so!"
- Howard, Four Christmases