Read our Review of Fired Up
"Go ahead and clap. Mediocrity deserves applause. Why don't we go find a Ford Focus and clap around it!"
- Cheer Coach,
Fired Up
"I hope one of you ends up in my ER one day, bleeding. I'll make you wait for days. Unless one of you has Blue Cross. That's a PPO, none of that HMO bullshit!"
- Dr. Rick,
Fired Up
"Oh PUKE, parenthesis, bold underline!"
- Dr. Rick,
Fired Up
(referring to Shawn & Nick on Tigers cheer team) "I see you've got a little sausage in your soup this year!"
- Gwyneth,
Fired Up
"I'm done, all right. I've had enough girls. Bottomless bread sticks only keep you at the Olive Garden for so long. Until some point you look up and say, 'Why am I at the Olive Garden with all these fat people?'"
- Nick Brady,
Fired Up
(about not hitting on anyone from their team) "Do not poop where you eat, remember! That's why there are no restaurants called The Bathroom!"
- Nick Brady,
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(arriving at cheer camp) "I think our bus crashed and we are in heaven!"
- Nick Brady,
Fired Up
"I'm becoming like a fully formed person with like sensitivity and empathy! All right! I'm a person!"
- Nick Brady,
Fired Up
"Look at the pooper on that one! I could rest my beer on that shit!"
- Nick Brady,
Fired Up
(trying to pick among so many girls) "Shawn, this is why I wouldn't want to be president...there's just too many decisions to make!"
- Nick Brady,
Fired Up
"Wow, I never really thought of that one! Using one's true feelings to wrangle snooch! So simple!"
- Nick Brady,
Fired Up
(after being told he could never be president) "You say that now but George W. was a cheerleader at Yale. I bet he never thought he would be president when he was snorting coke through the skull and bones at a New Haven titty bar! You just never know Shawnzy and that is what makes America great - any idiot can be president!"
- Nick Brady,
Fired Up
"You gotta risk it to get the biscuit!"
- Shawn Colfax,
Fired Up