At the Movies with Fatwayne

When I first became aware of this film I couldn’t believe that all of these action film heroes would be appearing together in an ensemble cast. Like everyone else who is a fan of this genre, I could hardly wait for the premiere. I was not disappointed!  Schwarzenegger and Willis had cameo roles which was somewhat of a letdown. I especially enjoy Bruce Willis in his action movies. I wasn’t let down too long however with the likes of Stallone, Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Steve Austin and perpetual bad guy Eric Roberts among others.

A special treat was the role of Tool as played by Mickey Rourke. He was a joy to watch from the moment he rode up on his Harley with a beautiful woman riding “bitch” and one of the most outrageous outfits you will ever see! He comes replete with a very long stemmed pipe and lots of wisdom to spread around.

All of our heroes had their own particular weapons of choice besides their obvious brawn and fighting skills. Terry Crews as Hale Caesar uses a shotgun that fires all sorts of munitions and the effect of this weapon is most devastating as evidenced by heads and half of a body disappearing after being shot. Several of our antagonist use knives of various lengths and, of course, there are the innumerable pistols, rifles and automatic weapons.

This is the story of a bunch of mercenaries who are for hire with not much thought given to who is doing the hiring as long as the money is paid and the mission is doable. Actually the story is just an excuse to see our stars doing their thing. The film is all about action and explosions and shootouts and fights (mano a mano).

Another thing that adds to the enjoyment of the movie is the humor that is sprinkled throughout. Most everyone gets a chance to launch a zinger or two. This ploy lends a little relief from all the action and gore. If you are a bike fan (I’m talking motorcycles here) you will enjoy the scenes where the guys are cruising around on their Harleys and various European and Asian makes.  It’s all great fun.

If you are interested is seeing a brainless, action flick where you do not have to exercise your mind than this just might be your thing. It certainly was mine!

Rated  -  R  -

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