At the Movies with Fatwayne

This ain’t your ordinary parish priest for sure! These men and women were created by The Church as elite spiritual warriors called Priests who were skilled at killing vampires. Good thing for them since these vamps look more like giant dogs with a very bad case of mange. They are also unbelievably strong and fast. [...]

Well, what the heck just happened?! I gave up trying to plug all of the holes in this plot. My review of Legion.