At the Movies with Fatwayne

This is another one of those high school road movies where the two buddies hit the road to find sex and escape danger on the home front. This time out our boys are searching for Playboy Magazine’s Miss March. How did we get to this point, perhaps I should explain.

Eugene Bell and Cindi Whithall are high school sweethearts who both happen to agree to have a celibate relationship. They have been dating for over two years. They are about to graduate and the prom is fast approaching. Cindi decides that Eugene is the one for her and suggests that they have sex the night of the prom. Eugene is initially reluctant but agrees to the idea. He is a sensitive guy and wants this to be a special night for Cindi. He asks his buddy, Tucker,  “do you have any helpful advice. You have any tips on how I can make this a wonderful and romantic night for Cindi and everything she wants it to be?” Tucker replies “Shave your cock!”

Before they consummate the relationship, Tucker starts to ply Eugene with alcohol to ease his tension and prevent him from climaxing too soon. With the moment at hand, Eugene goes through the wrong door and falls down the stairs into the basement at which time he badly injures himself. The fact is, he lapses into a four year coma!

His doofus buddy, Tucker, decides to take matters into his own hands and whacks the comatose Eugene in the head with a baseball bat! Miraculously this ploy works and Eugene returns to the world of the living.

At this time he finds out that his girlfriend, Cindi, is a Playboy bunny. She is in fact Miss March! So begins our road trip to reunite Eugene and Cindi but also to get Tucker out of town since his girlfriend, Candace, has a brother who is after him for hurting her. Well this could actually be a good case of self defense since Candace was performing oral sex on Tucker and went into a seizure brought on by her epilepsy! Afraid that she would bite off his penis he stabs her in the face with a giant fork! The brother, Rick, is a fireman and enlists the help of his brother firefighters nationwide in his pursuit of Tucker.

The road trip features all sorts of weird adventures involving lesbians, a rapper named Horsedick.MPEG, Playboy’s Hugh Hefner, hundreds of firemen and uncontrolled bowel movements! The movie is on the childish side but does dole out a whole lot of laughter. There is nudity, vulgarity, violence and the aforementioned bowel movements of the poo-poo variety. Gross, yes but also funny and definitely not for the kids.

More outrageous are at   http://www.tvmoviequotes.com/missmarch.htm

Rating  – R -

Fatwayne’s rating  – -