At the Movies with Fatwayne

Continuing with my all time favorite movie quotes, we now move on to  those movies starting with the letter ‘ I ‘

- (as they walk into a bar filled with old people) “Do you know what a ‘soft on’ is? It is the opposite of a ‘hard on’ and that’s what I have. I will pay you ten dollars if only you can erase this visual atrocity from my memory.”
 Drew (Jesse Bradford), I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

- (after Tucker Max asks if Dan is really pissed at him) “Has your ape-driven narcissism completely stripped you of the ability to evaluate the consequences of your actions?”
 Drew (Jesse Bradford), I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

- (still upset with Tucker Max’s immaturity) “God truly does protect children and fools because you are both, Tucker.”
 Drew (Jesse Bradford), I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

- “Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve years old, the kid had a bush like a forty year old Serbian.”
 Oswald Klaven, I Love You, Man

- “It’s true, Dad loves the gays. I actually made him an honorary homo last month.”
 Robbie Klaven, I Love You, Man

- (yelling at his wife as she complains about his late night ceremony with his son) “Hey Cheryl, we’re down here working. You think your new nose just crawled onto your face?”
 Johnny Whitefeather, Imagine That

- (about to say grace after his daughter fixed him an uneatable meal – he asks her to repeat after him) “Dear Lord, please protect my Daddy’s throat. He ain’t never done nuthin to nobody Lord. Amen.”
 Evan Danielson, Imagine That

- (to Galian) “You gonna fight or insult me to death?”
 Farmer, In the Name of the King

- (trying to make a deal with Lt. Raine) “Oooh, that’s a Bingo. Is that the way you say it, that’s a Bingo? (Lt Raine: “You just say Bingo.”) Bingo, how fun.”
 Col. Hans Landa, Inglourious Basterds

- (just before he carves a swastika on a prisoners forehead) “When you take off that uniform ain’t nobody gonna know you was a Nazi and that don’t sit well with us. So I’m gonna give you a little something you can’t take off.”
 Lt. Aldo Raine, Inglourious Basterds

- “Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what’s that sticky stuff called …duct tape.”
 Capricon, Inkheart

- (being interviewed by a sportscaster) “People don’t realize that I played rugby myself. It is a very rough game, almost as rough as politics.”
 Nelson Mandela, Invictus

- (convincing his chief bodyguard to work with the white security personnel) “Forgiveness never hurts the soul. It removes fear, that is why it is such a powerful weapon.”
 Nelson Mandela, Invictus

- (reflecting on his years in prison) “I am the master of my fate. I am the captain of my soul.”
 Nelson Mandela, Invictus

- (talking with the girls about not having enough sex) “Okay, I don’t know if this is true but I read online about a woman who hadn’t done it in so long that her vagina closed up. I swear to God, it grew back together. She had to have a “vaginaplasty.”"
 Joanne (Mary Kay Place), It’s Complicated

- (after having sex with Jane) “I really like it that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You’ve gone native.”
 Jake Adler, It’s Complicated

- (Adam Shaffer asks her if she got so high over one hit of pot and she answers) “Yeah, I don’t know what they’ve done to pot in the last thirty years, but it rocks.”
 Jane Adler, It’s Complicated

- (telling her girlfriends that she is having an affair with a married man) “It turns out that I am a bit of a slut.”
 Jane Adler, It’s Complicated