At the Movies with Fatwayne

We are into quotes from the movies whose titles start with ‘D-H’

- (his brother is trying to get Edward to drink blood against his wishes. He tells him he needs to feed to stay healthy, to which Edward responds) “Yeah, well, life’s a bitch and then you don’t die.”
 Edward Dalton, Daybreakers

- (tells Edward Dalton, who is a vampire, that the experiment could kill him) “I’m already dead.”
 Audrey Bennett, Daybreakers

- “If I die, tell my turtle that he’s gay.”
 Master Roshi, Dragonball: Evolution

- (laying on the insults) “Sucker of big, brown dirty eggs…Raider of the lost fart…Masterbatorio, Soiler of Towels.”
 Lloyd Christmas, Dumb and Dumber

- (to the dogs in his van) ” OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys.”
 Harry Dunne, Dumb and Dumber

- (after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped) “Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!”
 Harry Dunne, Dumb and Dumber

- (Lloyd suggests they go to Aspen) “Oh, I don’t know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.”
 Harry Dunne, Dumb and Dumber

- “One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu…We called it a bullshit.”
 Harry Dunne, Dumb and Dumber

- “Yeah, I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention”
 Harry Dunne, Dumb and Dumber

- (trying to get information from his dead daughter’s boyfriend, David Burnham) “You had better decide whether you’re hanging on the cross or banging in the nails.”
 Thomas Craven, Edge of Darkness 

(talking with Bill Whitehouse, his boss) “You know Bill, I don’t expect you to be perfect …. always do the best you can by your family, go to work every day and always speak you mind. Never hurt anyone who doesn’t deserve it and never take anything from the bad guys.”
 Thomas Craven, Edge of Darkness

- (meeting with John and Aileen Crowley when John asks him if it is ok to call him Bob) “If you’ve got a check for me for a half million dollars you can call me Peggy Sue.”
 Dr. Robert Stonehill, Extraordinary Measures 

 ”O’Conner, do you know the difference between a cop and a criminal? One bad judgment call. Keep your shit in line, son.”
 FBI Boss, Fast & Furious

- “Go ahead and clap. Mediocrity deserves applause. Why don’t we go find a Ford Focus and clap around it!”
 Cheer Coach, Fired Up

- “I’m done, all right. I’ve had enough girls. Bottomless bread sticks only keep you at the Olive Garden for so long. Until some point you look up and say, ‘Why am I at the Olive Garden with all these fat people?’”
 Nick Brady, Fired Up

- “Wow, I never really thought of that one! Using one’s true feelings to wrangle snooch! So simple!”
 Nick Brady, Fired Up

- (after being told he could never be president) “You say that now but George W. was a cheerleader at Yale. I bet he never thought he would be president when he was snorting coke through the skull and bones at a New Haven titty bar! You just never know Shawnzy and that is what makes America great – any idiot can be president!”
 Nick Brady, Fired Up

- “You gotta risk it to get the biscuit!”
 Shawn Colfax, Fired Up

- “Your grandmother’s boyfriend is a first class ass sniffer and you can tell him I said so!”
 Howard, Four Christmases

- (as he and Reese are fighting a chinese drug gang, Reese asks “how many more do you think there are?”) “Last census, about a billion.”
 Charlie Wax, From Paris With Love

- (mouthing off at the rehearsal party) “Love is magical comfort food for the weak and uneducated. Yeah, it makes you feel all warm and relevant but in the end it leaves you weak, dependant and fat!”
 Connor Mead, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

- (verbally sparring with Connor) “Connor, spooning is nice! (Connor) Yeah, but not as nice as forking!”
 Vonda Volkom, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

- “Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have messed with? That’s me.”
 Walt Kowalski, Gran Torino

“Oh, I’ve got one. A Mexican, a Jew and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ‘Get the f*** out of here!’”
 Walt Kowalski, Gran Torino

- (attempting to lift a heavy suitcase) “I got it. I got it. I got it. [thump] I ain’t got it.”
 Brophy, High Anxiety

- “You want to x-ray the celery? What do you think we’re smuggling dope in the celery? The celery’s not for dope. It’s for dip!”
 Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke, High Anxiety

- “Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.”
 Nurse Diesel, High Anxiety

- (on the phone with a heavy breather) “Listen, mister, I don’t go for this sort of thing. How did you, ummmm…get my room number? I am not going to listen to any more of this, I mean, I’ve had just about enough! What are you wearing? Jeans? you’re wearing jeans? I bet they’re tight.”
 Victoria Brisbane, High Anxiety

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