from Family Guy
"Gemini. Agh! Capricorn. Agh! Well, I know you're not a Virgo! Agh!! Hey, from down here, you look like a Pisces! Agh!" - Quagmire, "Love Thy Trophy," Family Guy
"Hey, get the hell off my...well, hello, lips, legs, breasts, and ass." - Quagmire, "Love Thy Trophy," Family Guy
"Show me 'women I gave the clap to'! Oh!" - Quagmire, "Love Thy Trophy," Family Guy
"Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8:00...and home by 11:00. Oh!" - Quagmire, "Love Thy Trophy," Family Guy
"Hold the phone. You took me away from a Swedish girlie-girl and her paralyzed, but trusting, cousin for this?" - Quagmire, "Death Is a Bitch," Family Guy
"Come on, Cleveland. If we're gonna re-masculate Peter, we need to surround him with chicks! Let's blow this sausage fest and hit the International House of Tail." - Quagmire, "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar," Family Guy
"Don't worry, Lois. I'd do everything to you." - Quagmire, "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar," Family Guy
"Never a bad time when you're with the Q-Man. Come on in." - Quagmire, "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar," Family Guy