from Family Guy
"At mass this morning, it occurred to me that I may never see any of your faces again. I just want to say that Jesus loves you. But in my eyes, you're a bunch of sinners and slackers who forced a hard-working old man to retire. So you can take this shiny watch and shove it." - Francis Griffin, "Holy Crap," Family Guy
"That's my boy. At least, that's what your mama always told me. Now give me a hug before I give you a knuckle sammich." - Francis Griffin, "Holy Crap," Family Guy
"You're a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won't burn in Hell after all. Maybe you'll just go to purgatory with all the unbaptized babies." - Francis Griffin, "Holy Crap," Family Guy