from Family Guy
"I'm Calista Flockhart. Who the hell do you think I am? I'm Death. Which one of you is Peter Griffin?" - Death, "Death Is a Bitch," Family Guy
"Oh, the doctor! Well, I guess he must know, right? I mean, he's a doctor and everything, and I'm just Death!" - Death, "Death Is a Bitch," Family Guy
"Oh. Well, let's just say, when I was younger I did some films I'm not...particularly proud of. Well, that does it for me. Let's go, Peter." - Death, "Death Is a Bitch," Family Guy
"Oh, let's not do this. Hey, look, I caught Flo Jo. You don't think I can catch you? [Screaming] My ankle! Yeah, listen, don't help or anything. I'm totally fine. Damn Irish." - Death, "Death Is a Bitch," Family Guy
"Yeah! Why don't you boil some water and rip up some sheets there, Einstein. It's a sprained ankle. I just have to stay off it for a few days." - Death, "Death Is a Bitch," Family Guy
"You know, I know I should find this ironic, but really, I'm just bored as hell. Hey, how old is this TV? You can probably get the DuMont Network on this thing." - Death, "Death Is a Bitch," Family Guy
"What did you make this cocoa out of, crap?" - Death, "Death Is a Bitch," Family Guy
"Sorry, Lois, it's my fault. I just assumed you were gonna make it with milk, not crap!" - Death, "Death Is a Bitch," Family Guy
"Glamour, great. I can learn how to please my man. Go get me an Entertainment Weekly. I hear it's got a great picture of me sneaking up on Tom Snyder." - Death, "Death Is a Bitch," Family Guy
"Ah, that feels good. You know, actually, kid, I kind of fell into this gig. You know, I really wanted to be a wood nymph. But, man, the second Dad found out, he started in with the whole: 'I have no son. I have no son,' and Mom...Mom just stood there." - Death, "Death Is a Bitch," Family Guy
"Great. The whole world is laughing at me. This is high school all over again. Well, I'll show them! I'll show all of them! Oh, my God, that hurts!" - Death, "Death Is a Bitch," Family Guy