from Family Guy
"What does it mean when your armpits cry stinky tears?" - Chris Griffin, "Death Has a Shadow," Family Guy
"You see, Peter? A hangover is nature's way of telling you I was right." - Chris Griffin, "Death Has a Shadow," Family Guy
"Ah, it's cool, Dad! They have this game where you put in a dollar and you win four quarters! I win every time! " - Chris Griffin, "Chitty Chitty Death Bang," Family Guy
"Hey, Dad, they even got games in the bathroom. Look, I won a balloon! " - Chris Griffin, "Chitty Chitty Death Bang," Family Guy
"And when the kids at school see us on TV, they'll think you're a total psycho. And I can say, 'That psycho is my dad!'" - Chris Griffin, "A Hero Sits Next Door," Family Guy
"Wow, check out the rack on... Mom?" - Chris Griffin, "Running Mates," Family Guy
"Don't feel bad, Mom. All my friends think you're hot. They can't believe I came out of you." - Chris Griffin, "Running Mates," Family Guy