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(he calls on Olive at her house and when her mother answers the door he says, 'Is there an Olive here?' to which Mom replies) "There's a whole jar of them in the fridge."
- Brandon,
Easy A
(Olive asks him if he believes that there is a hell) "Just so we are clear, it's there. Right below our feet right above the Orient. It's there."
- Clergyman ,
Easy A
(after being rebuffed by Olive after she told her that she would have to answer to God for her misdeeds she tells Olive) "I hope for your sake that God has a sense of humor. You've made your bed and I hope for your sake that you have clean sheets."
- Marianne Bryant,
Easy A
(speaking to the camera at the beginning of the movie) "Promiscuity has been greatly exaggerated. I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. If Google Earth was a guy, he couldn't find me if I was dressed up as a ten story building."
- Olive Penderghast,
Easy A
(Marianne Bryant, the school's 'holy' girl, overhears Olive telling Rhiannon that she had sex over the weekend. Marianne smugly tells Olive that she will have to answer to a higher power to which Olive replies) "Tom Cruise?"
- Olive Penderghast,
Easy A
(Marianne tells her that she should embroider a red 'A' on her wardrobe to let everyone know that she is a tramp to which Olive responds) "Perhaps you should GET a wardrobe you abominable twat."
- Olive Penderghast,
Easy A
(She and Brandon are at a party pretending to have sex and Brandon who is homosexual is nervous and jumpy. Olive tells him) "Relax. What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there, a gnome?"
- Olive Penderghast,
Easy A
(She is being harrassed by the religious students when Woodchuck Todd walks up to her and tells her, 'Screw all these people.') "Haven't you heard, I already did."
- Olive Penderghast,
Easy A
(Olive's little brother tells his mom that he got a B+ in his spelling test today) "That's good, honey, but everything has spell check these days."
- Olive's Mom,
Easy A
(Olive is sent to his office for calling Marianne a 'twat' in class and is being scolded by the pincipal) "This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the poles and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus."
- Principal Gibbons,
Easy A
(fighting with Olive she tells her) "Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your 'cat' at everyone."
- Rhiannon Abernathy,
Easy A
(telling her daughter, Olive, about her problems in high school) "I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. ('Why?') Because I was a slut. I slept with a whole bunch of people, a slew, a heap, a peck, mostly guys."
- Rosemary Penderghast,
Easy A