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(he asks Norman to pick up Uncle Russell and Norman complains that he is always in a bad mood.) "It's not a mood if he's always in it. It's his personality."
- Aaron,
Death at a Funeral
(talking to his Dad's funeral director, Brian, who has the wrong body in the coffin ) "Brian, who's this? Who is this in the coffin because that's not my father…Look at the damn body, man! You got Jackie Chan in there!"
- Aaron,
Death at a Funeral
(his wife Michelle is trying to concieve a baby and she tells Aaron that she is not wearing any panties but Aaron is too busy to accomodate her so she shrugs and says she is going to prepare the food) "HEY, put some panties on before you touch the food!"
- Aaron,
Death at a Funeral
(after Ryan makes a racist remark about the little guy) "Let me get this straight. Our father was having gay sex with a guy that could fit in his pocket and you're mad 'cuz he's white!"
- Aaron,
Death at a Funeral
(after accepting condolences from her daughter-in-law who she wants to have a baby she says sarcastically) "You can't understand death until you've given life."
- Cynthia,
Death at a Funeral
(his daughter, Elaine is defending her fiancee, Oscar, who has been given a hallucinagenic drug by mistake. She tells her dad that it is Valium to which he says) "Valium, that is not a valium high. Your mother was on valium for forty years and she never knocked over a coffin!"
- Duncan,
Death at a Funeral
(Derek is trying to win her back and reminds her of their big night together and Elaine tells him) "I was so drunk! You could have been a donkey for all I knew! That's not a compliment Derek. Go away."
- Elaine,
Death at a Funeral
(he is upset that Derek is smoking in his car. Derek tells him that he used to smoke also to which Norman responds) "I used to piss my pants and then I stopped!"
- Norman,
Death at a Funeral
(speaking to the widow Cynthia about how good her dead husband looked in the coffin) "He looked good in that box. The rigor mortis set in well you know, except for that left hand. You might just want to throw an oven mitt or something over it."
- Norman,
Death at a Funeral
(after a disastrous attempt to help Uncle Russell go the the toilet he gets feces all over him) "I've got to get myself together. Everything is copasetic. I'm gonna forget about the poo poo in my mouth!"
- Norman,
Death at a Funeral
(talking to Aaron while looking lasciviously at little Martina who Aaron says can't be but in the 12th grade ) "Yeah, well she may be in the 12th grade but that ass is in grad school!"
- Ryan,
Death at a Funeral
(Ryan is trying to score with little Martina and Uncle Russell tells him) "Hey big shot, I read your last book. ('Thanks, Uncle Russell.') I'm not giving you a compliment you arrogant bastard. What a load of bulls**t, I wiped my ass with it."
- Uncle Russell,
Death at a Funeral
(learning that Aaron and Ryan's father was gay) "I always thought he had a little sugar in his tank."
- Uncle Russell,
Death at a Funeral