Read our Review of Date Night
(making fun of other diners in a restaurant she interperts what the woman is saying by telling Phil) "Can we go home and fart into a shoe box?"
- Claire Foster,
Date Night
(complaining about the high prices at a swank seafood restaurant) "If we are going to pay this much for crab it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!"
- Claire Foster,
Date Night
(stalling for time she tells the gunman that Phil (much to his regret) must get to a hospital) "But your penis! It is a two step procedure that has to be done by a nurse, a registered nurse because there could be a lot of blood, a lot of penis blood."
- Claire Foster,
Date Night
(she asks Phil what a flash drive is and he tells her is a device that you stick into the side of your computer) "Oh, it's a computer sticky thing? In my office we call it a computer sticky thing."
- Claire Foster,
Date Night
(while breaking into the Tripplehorn's apartment she stumbles into a drawer that Phil has left open causing a lot of noise) "Dammit, why don't you ever close any drawers? You never, never ever close any drawers you open, never!"
- Claire Foster,
Date Night
(being threatened by a thug with a gun to give up information about a stolen flash drive) "Oh God! He turned it sideways! KILL SHOT!"
- Phil Foster,
Date Night
(after leaving Holbrooke Grant's apartment he confronts Claire) "What was that? Who were you upstairs? Who was that giggly, charming person? When you took one look at him you lit up like a sparkly sparkler. And I get it because I lit up too! He is super hot! Why, why do you need muscles on your shoulders like that? And I am just a husband, just a dork who doesn't know how to load the dishwasher. I am the guy who needs to work out more."
- Phil Foster,
Date Night
(after their ordeal he tells Claire) "I'd do it again you know? Us, you, me the kids, all of it. I'd do it again. I'd choose you every time. "
- Phil Foster,
Date Night