Read our Review of Date Night
(making fun of other diners in a restaurant she interperts what the woman is saying by telling Phil) "Can we go home and fart into a shoe box?" - Claire Foster, Date Night
(complaining about the high prices at a swank seafood restaurant) "If we are going to pay this much for crab it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!" - Claire Foster, Date Night
(stalling for time she tells the gunman that Phil (much to his regret) must get to a hospital) "But your penis! It is a two step procedure that has to be done by a nurse, a registered nurse because there could be a lot of blood, a lot of penis blood." - Claire Foster, Date Night
(she asks Phil what a flash drive is and he tells her is a device that you stick into the side of your computer) "Oh, it's a computer sticky thing? In my office we call it a computer sticky thing." - Claire Foster, Date Night
(while breaking into the Tripplehorn's apartment she stumbles into a drawer that Phil has left open causing a lot of noise) "Dammit, why don't you ever close any drawers? You never, never ever close any drawers you open, never!" - Claire Foster, Date Night