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(trying to coerce Jimmy to allowing her new husband to give away his daughter together at her wedding) "You're going to do this for me, Jimmy, because you owe me. Even if you don't, you ruin my daughter's wedding day for me on top of everything else and I will rip your f*****g balls off."
- Ava,
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(dressing down Monroe and Hodges for the way they handled a case) "You know there's a right way of doing police work and there is a wrong way of doing it - then there is the way you two idiots do it."
- Captain Romans,
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(after playing a charade on a perp, Paul Hodges asks him, 'Why did you smack me?') "I was in a moment and the moment said to smack you."
- Jimmy Monroe,
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(calling in a robbery and describing his partner's disguise) "Calling all units, be advised that there were shots fired, one man down...undercover officer dressed like giant cell phone."
- Jimmy Monroe,
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(his prisoner, Dave, says he is in the mood for a cheeseburger) "Hey 'turdburger,' all I want to know is where my baseball card is."
- Jimmy Monroe,
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(Poh Boy is holding Gabriela with a gun to her head when Jimmy asks him) "Do you know how tired we are from killing all of your friends?"
- Jimmy Monroe,
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(talking to Jimmy Monroe and making fun of two other cops) "Hunsaker, his wife's got three teeth and two of those are in her pocket and one titty's missing a nipple."
- Paul Hodges,
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(getting frustrated with a wise-cracking eleven-year-old car thief) "I'm gonna smack the black off you."
- Paul Hodges,
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(after Jimmy shoves him into the bushes so that he can get to the perp before him, Paul yells out) "Jimmy, you sucker-punching piece of shit."
- Paul Hodges,
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(He shoots a drug dealer and Jimmy asks 'did you get him?') "His head's not there, does that count?"
- Paul Hodges,
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(debating with Jimmy who would be the lead interrogater and Jimmy said he had not made a decision yet) "Hello, the President is black now. We make the decisions."
- Paul Hodges,
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