"A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish." - Ty Webb, Caddyshack
(Dr. Beeper: "I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.") "I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself." - Ty Webb, Caddyshack
"I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball." - Ty Webb, Caddyshack
"Wait a minute guys. I don't play golf. For money. Against people." - Ty Webb, Caddyshack
(Lacey Underall: "My uncle says you've got a screw loose.") "Your uncle molests collies." - Ty Webb, Caddyshack
"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body." - Ty Webb, Caddyshack