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(thinking to himself after being fired from Funky Time) "I realized that night the fashion world was superficial and vacuous, so I decided instead to go to Los Angeles and become a celebrity. I was going to be the biggest Austrian superstar since Hitler."
- Bruno,
Bruno
(shouting at a model working at a fashion show) "Hold your shoulders back, this is a fashion show - not a slave auction!"
- Bruno,
Bruno
(casting his movie and talking to an imbicle mother about her young daughter appearing in the film) "I have good news, we have chosen your baby to be dressed as a Nazi officer pushing a stroller with another baby, a Jew, into an oven. Congratulations, how do you feel?"
- Bruno,
Bruno
(riling up the audience on a black talk show when asked how he got his black baby, OJ) "I swapped him. (For what?) For an iPod. Not just any iPod but a limited edition red one."
- Bruno,
Bruno
(when asked about his baby's name) "Gay baby, that's not his real name. I chose to give him a traditional African American name: OJ."
- Bruno,
Bruno
(when asked if he uses the baby for attention) "I have got to be honest, he is a real "dick magnet.""
- Bruno,
Bruno
(when management comes into his room where he is chained to Lutz and unable to get out of bed and being told, "this is not supposed to be going on in here.") "You're telling me honey, I should be chained to a six feet four inch Norwegian with a PHD in sucking dick."
- Bruno,
Bruno
(talking to a "cockaholic anonymous" representative) "So, you were never gay? I was wondering because you have amazing blow job lips. ("These lips were made to praise Jesus.") No they were made for something else, but you're just not using them for that."
- Bruno,
Bruno