(Lyle: 'How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?') "[fans his hat in the air] I'd say you've had enough!" - Taggart, Blazing Saddles
(Hedley: 'My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.') "Ditto." - Taggart, Blazing Saddles
(Hedley: 'My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.') "Goddarnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore." - Taggart, Blazing Saddles
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots." - Taggart, Blazing Saddles
"What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?" - Taggart, Blazing Saddles