"Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?" - Lili Von Shtupp, Blazing Saddles
(singing) "Here I stand, the goddess of desire, set men on fire, I have this power. Morning, noon, and night, it's drink and dancing, some quick romancing, and then a shower. Stage door Johnnies constantly surround me, they always hound me, with one request. Who can satisfy their lustful habits? I'm not a rabbit. I need some rest." - Lili Von Shtupp, Blazing Saddles
(singing) "I've been with thousands of men, again and again, they promise the moon, they're always coming and going, and going and coming, and always too soon." - Lili Von Shtupp, Blazing Saddles