"'Ditto?' 'Ditto,' you provincial putz?" - Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles
"Go do that voodoo that you do so well!" - Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles
"Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, while I'll be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor." - Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles
"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." - Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles
"My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention." - Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles
(to Lili Von Stupp) "Shut up, you Teutonic twat!" - Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles
"This is the bill that will convert the state hospital for the insane into the William J. Le Petomane memorial gambling casino for the insane." - Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles
"Unfortunately there is one thing standing between me and that property: the rightful owners." - Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles
"Where's my froggy?" - Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles