Quotes from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"Ahh, you shot me, you a-hole. " - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"As the French say, that certain 'I don't know what.'" - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
(deep voice) "Austin, I'm your father. (Austin: 'Really') No, I can't back that up." - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"I turned the moon into something I like to call a 'Death Star.'" - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"Mini Me, you complete me." - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it anymore. (The President: 'What hand?') You aren't all that and a bag of potato chips. (The President: 'What are you talking about?') Don't go there, girlfriend. (The President: 'Whose girlfriend?') Don't mess with me. I'm one crazy mo fo. I once popped a cop cause he wasn't giving my props in Oak town. I've heard that somewhere." - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"The moon unit will be divided into two divisions. Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa." - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
(Number Two: 'Dr. Evil, wouldn't it be easier to use your knowledge of the future to play the stock market? We could literally make trillions!') "Why make trillions when we could make... billions?" - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough." - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me