"How could you sleep with Fat Bastard? (Felicity: 'I was just doing my duty, Austin. I had to.') No, I mean, literally, HOW could you sleep with him? He's so fat! The mechanics of it is just mind-boggling!"
- Austin Powers,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
(massaging Felicity) "How does that feel, baby? (Felicity: 'Mmm, lower.') [deeper voice] How does that feel, baby?"
- Austin Powers,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"I put the 'grrrr' in swinger baby, yeah!"
- Austin Powers,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing!"
- Austin Powers,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
(Ivana: 'When did you get 'The Clapper'?') "November, 1964, Dutch East Indies, shore leave."
- Austin Powers,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"So, Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, I could go look at my frozen self. But, if I'm still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the 90's and traveled back to the Sixties? Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed."
- Austin Powers,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"You are one sweet baby, baby. Too many babies."
- Austin Powers,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
(driving on a supposedly English country road, obviously not really in England) "You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California."
- Austin Powers,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"Ahh, you shot me, you a-hole. "
- Dr. Evil,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"As the French say, that certain 'I don't know what.'"
- Dr. Evil,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
(deep voice) "Austin, I'm your father. (Austin: 'Really') No, I can't back that up."
- Dr. Evil,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"I turned the moon into something I like to call a 'Death Star.'"
- Dr. Evil,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"Mini Me, you complete me."
- Dr. Evil,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it anymore. (The President: 'What hand?') You aren't all that and a bag of potato chips. (The President: 'What are you talking about?') Don't go there, girlfriend. (The President: 'Whose girlfriend?') Don't mess with me. I'm one crazy mo fo. I once popped a cop cause he wasn't giving my props in Oak town. I've heard that somewhere."
- Dr. Evil,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"The moon unit will be divided into two divisions. Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa."
- Dr. Evil,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
(Number Two: 'Dr. Evil, wouldn't it be easier to use your knowledge of the future to play the stock market? We could literally make trillions!') "Why make trillions when we could make... billions?"
- Dr. Evil,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough."
- Dr. Evil,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"First things first. Where's your crapper? I got a sh** on deck that could choke a donkey. "
- Fat Bastard,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"He looks like a baby. I'm gonna eat you. Get in my belly. I'm higher in the food chain. I've got corn in my crap bigger then you."
- Fat Bastard,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"I eat because I'm unhappy, I'm unhappy because I eat."
- Fat Bastard,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook."
- Fat Bastard,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"Felicity Shagwell. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation."
- Felicity Shagwell,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"Move over, Rover. This chick is taking over."
- Felicity Shagwell,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
(Austin: 'How do you get into those pants?') "Well you can start by buying me a drink."
- Felicity Shagwell,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
(Dr. Evil: 'As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?') "Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a dope?"
- Scott Evil,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
"If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?"
- Scott Evil,
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me