Quotes from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
(as the guard returns his personal property in front of Vanessa) "('One Swedish-made penis enlarger.') That's not mine. ('One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.') I'm telling ya baby that's not mine. ('One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.') I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby. ('One book, 'Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me, This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby,' by Austin Powers.')" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Allow myself to introduce... myself." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Au contraire baby, you can't resist me." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
(Basil Exposition: 'What's the other thing that scares you?') "Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Does that make you HORNY?" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
(Basil Exposition: 'Austin, the Cold War is over.') "Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh? ('Austin, we won.') Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"I won't bite...hard." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"It's freedom, baby, yeah!" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Judo chop!" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
(accidentally out loud) "My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body. I bet she shags like a minx." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
(Vanessa: 'Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.') "No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
(Vanessa: 'That's you in a nutshell.') "No, this is me in a nutshell. Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"No, you're right to be suspicious! I shagged her! (Vanessa: 'What?') I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
(quipping to Vanessa after seeing a man decapitated) "Not the time to lose one's head. ('No.') That's not the way to get ahead in life. ('No.') It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong. ('Hmm.') He'll never be the head of a major corporation. ('OK, that'll do.') OK." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Only sailors use condoms, baby. (Vanessa: 'Not in the nineties, Austin.') Well they should, those filthy beggars, they go from port to port." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
(Alotta Fagina: 'In Japan, men come first and women come second.') "Or sometimes not at all." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
(Alotta Fagina: 'Dome sake, Mr. Cunningham?') "Sake it to me baby!" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"That's Dr. Evil's cat. (Vanessa: 'How can you tell?') I never forget a pussy...cat." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"That's not your mother, it's a man, baby!" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
(entering the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers' Club) "This is my happening and it freaks me out!" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
(Vanessa: 'Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.') "What's your point, Vanessa?" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming." - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"You're switched on! You're smashing! You're shagadelic, baby!" - Austin Powers, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery