from Arrested Development
"No, I'm not…I'm not gay. No. Lindsay, how many times must we have this…" - Tobias Funke, "Pilot - Arrested Development," Arrested Development
(role playing in therapy with Lindsay) "Because I'm a woman. With a woman's needs. And a woman's urges. And these, Tobias. When was the last time you looked at these?" - Tobias Funke, "Bringing Up Buster," Arrested Development
"If I could stick my pretty little nose in here for one second…" - Tobias Funke, "Bringing Up Buster," Arrested Development
(directing his daughter, Maeby, and her cousin, George Michael, in the school play) "Look, you are playing adults with fully formed libidos, not two young men playing grab-ass in the shower." - Tobias Funke, "Bringing Up Buster," Arrested Development
"Take my daughter, for example. She lives her life, and I get the pleasure of guessing what that might entail." - Tobias Funke, "Bringing Up Buster," Arrested Development
(to a store clerk, while wearing a bikini bottom over cutoff shorts) "Excuse me. Do these effectively hide my thunder?" - Tobias Funke, "In God We Trust," Arrested Development
"Hey, Maeby, I got my hands on some money. I can't saw how or when…or where my wedding ring is…but my purse overfloweth, as do my high spirits. So a-shopping we must go!" - Tobias Funke, "Storming the Castle," Arrested Development
(trying to scoop out of a jar) "You'd have to be some sort of she-hulk to get this…" - Tobias Funke, "Storming the Castle," Arrested Development