from Arrested Development
(to his family) "I'm moving to Phoenix, I got a job. [Silence] It's something you apply for, and then they pay you to, ah… never mind, I don't want to ruin the surprise." - Michael Bluth, "Pilot - Arrested Development," Arrested Development
(to Lindsay) "Listen, after we get that lot cleared, we're going to have enough money for you to neuter thousands of animals. You can make dogs and cats a complete thing of the past. No more dogs and cats." - Michael Bluth, "Key Decisions," Arrested Development
"Shouldn't Buster be spending his evenings with women that aren't so much…his mother?" - Michael Bluth, "Key Decisions," Arrested Development
(to George Michael) "I had to help out your grandfather and then I had to vow that I would never help your grandfather again. Pretty much a normal day for me." - Michael Bluth, "Visiting Ours," Arrested Development
"You gotta remember, Mom typically has nothing in her system except a bottle of vodka and an estrogen pill." - Michael Bluth, "In God We Trust," Arrested Development
"Mom, you've already got two strikes on your [driving] record. You strike one more person and it's technically a spree." - Michael Bluth, "My Mother, The Car," Arrested Development
"This is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children." - Michael Bluth, "My Mother, The Car," Arrested Development
"Neither would I [belittle Gob's magic career]…What career?...Oh, the tricks! The little tricks. Those are great." - Michael Bluth, "Storming the Castle," Arrested Development