from Arrested Development
(at a wine and cheese fundraiser to stop hunger) "Oh no. I'm completely stuffed." - Lindsey Bluth Funke, "Pilot - Arrested Development," Arrested Development
"Great. So now we don't have a car OR a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in 'I'm Poor' magazine?" - Lindsey Bluth Funke, "Key Decisions," Arrested Development
"We're not the only ones who destroy trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist? Why don't you go out and club some beavers?" - Lindsey Bluth Funke, "Key Decisions," Arrested Development
(to a cab driver) "I don't know if that smell is you, the car, something you ate, or something you're about to eat, but my God, you're in a service business." - Lindsey Bluth Funke, "Charity Drive," Arrested Development
"I screwed up, OK? I'm lost. And I hate them. I hate the wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere. And I think I maced a crane, Michael." - Lindsey Bluth Funke, "Charity Drive," Arrested Development
"I'm in the wetlands. I've got a poker thing and I'm going to clean them up. So the next time you wanna tell me that I'm uncharitable, why don't you just ask yourself who called you from the wetlands?...Now, if you're excuse me, I've got some nature to save. [accidentally stabs a frog with poker thing and screams in disgust]" - Lindsey Bluth Funke, "Charity Drive," Arrested Development
"That's all I ever wanted from you, Daddy. For you to spend money on me." - Lindsey Bluth Funke, "My Mother, The Car," Arrested Development
"Nah, you'll never be able to do it. You're too good. You're the noble one. The one who never wins. The loser. The fool." - Lindsey Bluth Funke, "Storming the Castle," Arrested Development
"You're the only one who chose a spouse I liked and she's the one who had to die." - Lindsey Bluth Funke, "Storming the Castle," Arrested Development