from Arrested Development
"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. [sees that shocked children have overheard him] Or candy!" - Gob Bluth, "Pilot - Arrested Development," Arrested Development
(about his girlfriend) "She's not 'that Mexican,' Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something." - Gob Bluth, "Bringing Up Buster," Arrested Development
"I've made a huge mistake." - Gob Bluth, "Key Decisions," Arrested Development
"A Bluth banana? No, I hadn't planned on [paying for] it. But I'll tell you what. If you want to use my likeness for a Hamburglar-type character, I'll sign off on that. Mr. Banana Grabber." - Gob Bluth, "Charity Drive," Arrested Development
(about to get personal with Kitty) "Wait a second. Wait wait wait. Take off your glasses. Oh. Wait, wait. Let down your hair...No. Glasses on, hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up." - Gob Bluth, "Visiting Ours," Arrested Development
(reading the plane ticket) "Portugal...Gonna live it up down old South America way, hey, Mikey?" - Gob Bluth, "In God We Trust," Arrested Development