from Arrested Development
"Save yourself. I'll take the hit. My record's clean. Well, I got my bike seat stolen once, but I don't think it counts on your record if you're the victim. I mean there is a record of this but it's not like I'm the bad guy…" - George Michael Bluth, "Charity Drive," Arrested Development
(after hugging his cousin Maeby) "Sorry. Sometimes I just don't know it it's gonna be a long or short hug or like a middle-medium hug. It's hard to tell sometimes. Yeah. That was a good hug. That's plenty for now. Hug's gotta end sometime. Obviously." - George Michael Bluth, "Visiting Ours," Arrested Development
"Yeah, I'm gonna need a leather jacket when I'm on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide." - George Michael Bluth, "Storming the Castle," Arrested Development