from Arrested Development
(speculating about Buster, in front of Buster) "Maybe it was the 11 months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus, but…he was our miracle baby, you know? And I was just too burned out raising you guys to care. So he turned out a little, uh soft. A little doughy." - George Bluth, "Bringing Up Buster," Arrested Development
"Hey, listen, about that permit thing, that's an easy fix. Just break into the permit office, slip the application into the next file, then you tell them, you know, "Hey, you guys screwed up."" - George Bluth, "Charity Drive," Arrested Development
(in prison) "Well, I'm under a lot of pressure here. I'm trying to get my newsletter off the ground, and I'm trying to decide which gang to align myself with. I've got it down to two, but honestly, I just don't even want to choose. I just feel…I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance." - George Bluth, "Charity Drive," Arrested Development
(wimpering) "Daddy horny, Michael." - George Bluth, "Visiting Ours," Arrested Development
"There's a good chance that I may have committed some…um…light…treason." - George Bluth, "Visiting Ours," Arrested Development