"All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This is my boomstick. It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?!?"
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"All right. Who wants some? "
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride!"
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with...molecular structures. "
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"Gimme some sugar, baby."
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"Honey, you got real ugly!"
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"I'll crush each and every last one of you. I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!"
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"Klaatu verata nuh…necktie…nectar…nickel...It's an 'N' word, definitely an 'N' word."
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"Now whoa whoa whoa right there, spinach chin!"
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I AM king. Hail to the king, baby."
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"Well, hello, Mr. Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now, Jack and shit. And Jack just left town. "
- Ash,
Army of Darkness
"Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"
- Ash,
Army of Darkness