"Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f***ing Peace Corps." - John 'Bluto' Blutarsky, Animal House
"Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'." - John 'Bluto' Blutarsky, Animal House
"See if you can guess what I am now. [puts cottage cheese ball in his mouth and hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out] I'm a zit. Get it?" - John 'Bluto' Blutarsky, Animal House