(Katy: 'Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.') "Is he bigger than me?" - Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein, Animal House
(Flounder: 'I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.') "Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer." - Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein, Animal House
(Doug Neidermeyer: 'How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?') "How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?" - Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein, Animal House
(Meaner dude: 'If I was in your shoes, I'd be--') "Leaving! What a good idea." - Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein, Animal House
(Otter: 'He can't do that do that to our pledges.') "Only we can do that to our pledges." - Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein, Animal House
(Hoover: 'We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.' Every one? [looks at Bluto and D-Day] Those assholes must have stolen the wrong f***ing exam!) "" - Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein, Animal House