(Oz: 'You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and sh**.') "I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work." - Steve Stifler, American Pie
"I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!" - Steve Stifler, American Pie
"I'll see you guys tonight, in the 'No F***ing' section, right?" - Steve Stifler, American Pie
(Jim: 'Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good!') "Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!" - Steve Stifler, American Pie