from American Dad
"Holy Toledo, you killed your son's dog! And don't ask me to bring him back with that E.T. finger thing cause that's a giant load of crap." - Roger, "Pilot - American Dad," American Dad
"You know, we can't all look like those anorexic aliens in the James Cameron movies." - Roger, "Pilot - American Dad," American Dad
"Oh, Ernest and Julio Gallo, you make a glorious wine, and a handsome couple!" - Roger, "Stan of Arabia Part 1," American Dad