from American Dad
"Ya know, Dad, it's great that you and your CIA buddies can come up with a fun new system to keep the masses paralyzed in fear!" - Hayley Smith, "Pilot - American Dad," American Dad
"If all the CIA is at this picnic, who's out there undermining democracy?" - Hayley Smith, "Bullocks to Stan," American Dad
(to Steve) "And when you're in your late 30s, you may have a chance at convincing a long-time female friend to have awkward pity-sex with you, once." - Hayley Smith, "Stan of Arabia Part 1," American Dad